'Holmes & Watson' Shows What It Takes To Earn A Rotten Tomatoes Score Of Zero
ARI SHAPIRO, HOST:
The Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly buddy film "Holmes & Watson" came out on Christmas Day.
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JOHN C REILLY: (As Watson) What have you done with Sherlock?
WILL FERRELL: (As Holmes) Why, Watson, I never left.
REILLY: (As Watson) Amazing.
SHAPIRO: The film got really bad reviews - so consistently bad, in fact, it had a 0 percent rating on the website Rotten Tomatoes.
MARY LOUISE KELLY, HOST:
Zero percent. Now, Rotten Tomatoes determines movie ratings based on reviews. And here is a sample review of "Holmes & Watson" from Newsday's Rafer Guzman.
"Holmes & Watson" is one of those movies that goes beyond unfunny and into a comedy-cubist zone, where jokes are no longer recognizable and laughter is philosophically impossible.
SHAPIRO: This is actually an accomplishment. It's really hard to get a 0 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes. With this feat, "Holmes & Watson" has joined movies like "Gotti," starring John Travolta.
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COURTNEY ABBIATI: (As reporter) Mr. Gotti, are you the head of the Gambino crime family?
JOHN TRAVOLTA: (As John Gotti) I'm the head of my family.
SHAPIRO: And "London Fields," with Billy Bob Thornton as a struggling writer chasing a mysterious femme fatale.
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BILLY BOB THORNTON: (As Samson Young) Nicola slept with God and the Devil. She told them both to get lost.
KELLY: Now, "Holmes & Watson" meanwhile has managed to crawl out of its 0 percent tomato-splat abyss thanks to a couple of, well, less bad reviews.
DAVID EDELSTEIN: No brain cells are harmed by "Holmes & Watson," just given a few hours to rest and regenerate.
SHAPIRO: That's from New York Magazine film critic David Edelstein. He says he did not give the film a glowing review.
EDELSTEIN: You're talking to me as a person who said nice things about "Holmes & Watson." But the defense admits that 75, maybe 80 percent of the movie is so bad it's painful.
KELLY: Now, Edelstein doesn't mind that Rotten Tomatoes considers his review an endorsement of "Holmes & Watson." He says take all reviews, even his, with a large grain of salt.
EDELSTEIN: It's a bad, bad movie. But bad, bad movies can have good, good things. And anyone who thinks he or she knows what's there by looking at a Rotten Tomatoes score or a bad review or my review should go out and see the stupid thing for him or herself.
SHAPIRO: Thanks, at least in part, to Edelstein, "Holmes & Watson" no longer has a 0 percent rating. When last we checked, it had a 6 percent on the Tomatometer.
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